So your most favorite Comeback Girl in all the world (moi) is tempted to make a ringy dingy (call) to VH1’s NYC office to ask if this show is slightly scripted, because reality could not be this damn funny.
Stage left: Pep enters Salt’s house (with kids) while the remodeling of her first home and decorating of her second city apartment is underway. (”how much do reality stars make ?” will be my next post-because my calculator gets stuck when I add all the upcomming reunion dates (NONE) plus re-releases of albums (that would be ZERO). Pep loads the Hummer with weeks and weeks of clothing, house plants, furs and one large half naked self-portrait. Salt grows sick of the noise and surprise piano instructors for Pep’s little girl and has a “you aint gotta go home but you got to get the hell out of here” melt down. (Curtains)
Stage right: Salt has her prayer group over. Pep offers to clean up and ready herself in all her Forever 21 finest. At every biblical scripture pause-Pep finds a way to interject and relate the passage to her relationship with Salt. The prayer group is intrigued and caught in the middle. Salt and Pep make up.
(The End)
**audience claps: Comeback Girl wonders if the “odd couple” relationship provides the best growth and mirror to the soul. Comeback Girl snaps out of personal reflection and goes to bed.
