Tuesday, December 2, 2008...12:01 am

Let’s Roleplay, Because You’ve Been Very Naughty

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Dorothy Dandridge and Harry Belafonte

Dorothy Dandridge and Harry Belafonte

We all have those role playing fantasies.

Mine are all wrapped up in the throw back of the 50s. When desire had a pretty little hem line right above the knee. A hint here. Some skin there. So much restraint you wanted to give him a lap dance in the movie theatre, but there were just one too many people. And being arrested for lewd acts in public, isn’t really how you want your mama to become aware that at 33 you really aren’t a virigin. (Coming to a podcast near you: “Ma, Do Still Believe I’m A Virgin?”)

refocus Comeback Lovelies.

What’s the best role you’ve ever played? What role do you dream of playing? That question was for the ladies and the gentlemen aspiring Harry Belafonte’s and Sidney Poitier’s of our tree house.

Mine? A demure and young barefoot contessa (moi) in a strapless dress quietly soothing her man’s sexy pensiveness with a cup cake and a backrub. Oh did I mention we were in Tuscany in an old farm house surrounded by a vineyard with lots of sheep roaming the countryside.

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  • The scene I am looking forward to recreating is the one in Jamaica from “How Stella Got Her Groove Back.”

    Yes mam, platform bed with the hanging white linen, the door to the balcony overlooking the ocean open letting in the humid, sticky night’s air. And I can’t forget about that tear. I am going to recreate that tear if it’s the last thing I do…lol.

    I’m really thinking about a holiday trip to Jamaica on our 10 day school break…no work, no school. This is when working at a college is the best!!

  • I’ve never played a role. [Gosh, I'm such a virg!]

    Who I’d like to be…..

    I am preparing my man dinner and am in the process of washnig dishes. When he comes in from work, I don’t hear him and he sneaks up behind me and plants kisses on the back of my neck.

    I can’t finish the rest… it’s been too long. LOL

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    Good Morning All,

    I’ve done the role thing like once or twice. IDK. I just went along with it to get some. I wasn’t into it.

  • “I just went along with it to get some. I wasn’t into it.”

    LMAO. Not into the freaky deaky huh, Black?

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    “LMAO. Not into the freaky deaky huh, Black?”

    Don’t get it twisted I can get freaky. But I wasn’t feeling what she was trying to do. I wasn’t that into her. The other time I did it with the ex and that was a little better.

  • “Don’t get it twisted I can get freaky. But I wasn’t feeling what she was trying to do. I wasn’t that into her.”

    You know what???? I’ve never done phone s3x… I’ve had men do it to me, but I feel stupid… Just can’t get into it.

  • Morning everybodies

    *muah muah*

  • Good Merning Mik, Tea, Sunny and Hummy

    I have one annoucement to make before I go and get some coffee…i just perused my brother from another mother (SBM) blog this morning…And Slim over there talking about “baby what you workin wif”…as a “sexual ice breaker”. i think some people are closet prudes and they don’t even know it.

    People aren’t having great s!ex because they lack imgination. Your largest and most potent sex!ual organ is between your two ears.

    @ Tea..I knew i could count on your to bring the imagery LOL.

    @ Sunny “I can’t finish the rest… it’s been too long. LOL

    please do.

    @ Hummy “I just went along with it to get some. I wasn’t into it.”

    share with the class what was she tryna do?

  • Good morning yall!!!!

    All I know is I need my man to invest in a pole…..It can be hung 24/7 in the bedroom for all I care…. I just want a pole…. And yes when I’m on the pole I need tips…..

  • Back by popular demand…

    I want him to lift my skirt up and just take it right there… while my hands are still in the sink.

    Whew! [any body got a nice cold glass of lemonade?]

  • “All I know is I need my man to invest in a pole…..It can be hung 24/7 in the bedroom for all I care…. I just want a pole…. And yes when I’m on the pole I need tips…..

    @ 80s…yes…i like that. what kinda tips..tips as in MONEY??? LOL or tips as in “get your @zz up higher boo”?

    @ Sunny “I want him to lift my skirt up and just take it right there… while my hands are still in the sink. ” wow Sunny…

  • @ 80s…yes…i like that. what kinda tips..tips as in MONEY??? LOL or tips as in “get your @zz up higher boo”?

    As in MONEY!!!!!!! lol

  • Comeback I does what I do…and I’ve been fantasizing about that recreating that scene ALL D@MN YEAR!!!

    Do you know what it’s like to have a vision in your head for almost a d@mn year, lol.

    I do want to do the blindfolded tied to the bedpost thing…him, not me. I’m going to be the one commencing the pleasure…watching him squirm in tiny fits of estacy will heighten the experience I’m sure.

  • Good morning.

    I’ve played a lot of roles. I find it fun. Nicki the one you mentioned was one of my favs, except she had on heels and was just wearing a robe. Some women have some creative fantasies, but I usually am down.

  • I dunno about fantasies but I do know I was sleep last night and a ninja (a real one) punched me in my stomach last night and i felt it !! No more falling asleep on chines subtitle movies EVER.

    p.s if anyone has ever seen the banquet please tell me who stabbed empress wan at the end please

  • “I want him to lift my skirt up and just take it right there… while my hands are still in the sink”

    uh didn’t that already happen? cept you had a toothbrush in your hand….

  • “I dunno about fantasies but I do know I was sleep last night and a ninja (a real one) punched me in my stomach last night and i felt it !! ”

    @ Mik… I just busted out laughing

  • @ NO MO can you elaborate some heels and a robe…was she playin Layla Ali …details people…details.

    @ Mik “I dunno about fantasies but I do know I was sleep last night and a ninja (a real one) punched me in my stomach last night and i felt it !! No more falling asleep on chines subtitle movies EVER.”

    maybe i should have just written about socks today…yall are really surprising me i hope this tree house doesn’t have any latent sex!ual repressions.

  • LOL. That did happen Mik… but I’m gonna need it to be my MAN this time… my true man in spirit.

    Woo woo.. Nomore, I knew you were with it. ;)

    I want a pole too… but first I gotta learn how to work it.

    Mik. WTF with those dreams???? I’ve dreamt I was in labor a COUPLE of times and felt it…

  • @ T “Do you know what it’s like to have a vision in your head for almost a d@mn year, lol.

    well not exactly a year but three months YES I DO..

    blind folds…yes and yes.

  • Comeback she was doing the role Nicki described above, in the kitchen preparing food but I told her to do it in heels, and she had on a robe. Then when I got home I slid her robe off and hit her off bent over the counter.

  • My fantasy is as follows I imagine myself in a 40’s style apron and dress, red heels and old school pin up hair. my hero arrives home from the war in his freshly pressed suit and shined shoes. I’m in the kitchen fixing dinner layering the icing on his cake he comes up behind me slips my apron off with one hand and bends me over the table. the rest is too hot and steamy to print…

  • Yep, near a year…and I was hoping to make that trip with my girl this month right after Christmas since the fair is so cheap from Florida to Jamaica…if she can get the time off it’s a go.

    We’re going to get our groove back and hook up some sexy island men…lol, or if Pep would just act right, damn naggas.

  • But I’m not gonna lie…. Ummmmm I’m probably the most inexperienced person here at the treehouse….And the only place I’ve ever did it was in a bed. No role playing nothing extra… It just would have been sooooo out of my element for me to try to take it up a notch… So we just left it alone….But the next time I’ll be ready ;) ha ha

  • “and hit her off bent over the counter.”

    I just got breathless here. Toooo long…. tooo long folks.

    @Akua: Love the 40’s style pinup look!

  • Good Morning Ya’ll

    I have never role played. However, I did buy a sexy santa outfit from VS last year and wore it for my then beau…. but I am with 80’s on the pole…… that’s my fantasy….

  • I seen a lil bit of the pole dancing class that Sheree hosted on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the instructor was the same girl who taught my girl’s pole dancing party….. If I ever move to the A I am definitely signing up for her classes…. lol

  • 80’s: I agree.. that chick was doing her thang. I wish we had ‘em here… Our main black strip club is so friggin hood though. I wouldn’t want to go to anything they were teaching. LOL.

  • What’s up Holly!

    Well guys that’s my time…I give myself until 9am to commence in the tomfoolery before I have to get to work.

    I’ll chat with yall on the flip side…later.

  • I dont think I liked the ones Sheree used… they looked scary…. But it seems like there are a whole lotta pole dance instructors up in here! But I mean Atlanta is full of strip clubs….

  • Hey Teacia! Glad you getting focused!

  • @ No Mo “Comeback she was doing the role Nicki described above”

    okey dokey…

    @ Akua “My fantasy is as follows I imagine myself in a 40’s style apron and dress, red heels and old school pin up hair. my hero arrives home from the war in his freshly pressed suit and shined shoes”

    from WWII…thats kinda hot.

    @ T “We’re going to get our groove back and hook up some sexy island men…lol, or if Pep would just act right, damn naggas.

    Pep needs to pep it up..or Stella’s gon to the island.

    @80s “No role playing nothing extra” this is interesting because a couple of men I’ve been with i never really wanted to do anything special..but others invoke that sumthin sumthin. i dunno. Maybe some of us are wit the wrong people..where we only just wanna hit the mattressess LOL.

  • Nicki: “Nomore, I knew you were with it.”

    Yeah, Its fun and can be pretty hilarious, especially when youre doing some bad acting or youre clueless as how to incorporate scenarios. I know thus far I have been a teacher, student, doctor, patient, stripper, employer, volleyball coach, police officer, phone sex operator, burglar, and a few others.

  • i’ma pop in and pop out today, cause I have tons of awesomeness to do, but I’ll say this:

    that picture of h. belafon and d. dandrige. is the most ballinest picture in modern history.

  • “Yeah, Its fun and can be pretty hilarious, especially when youre doing some bad acting or youre clueless as how to incorporate scenarios. I know thus far I have been a teacher, student, doctor, patient, stripper, employer, volleyball coach, police officer, phone sex operator, burglar, and a few others”

    LOL. WOW Kimosabe.

    @Nomore: Have you ever videotaped any of those?

  • Holly “I have never role played. However, I did buy a sexy santa outfit from VS last year and wore it for my then beau…. but I am with 80’s on the pole…… that’s my fantasy….

    Hi Holster ..yeah i think we need to have a pole party..its everywoman’s fantasy.

  • Good Morning!!!

    OoOoO….

    I am always down for being Daddy’s little girl! This goes down all the damned time.

    Rape is always a good one.

    Both have been achieved.

    There was also the club on Bourbon, Lake P, down by the Mississippi and in the park…not mention being “arrested”

    I have more….but later ok kids.

  • Nicki: “Nomore: Have you ever videotaped any of those?”

    Nope, I dont do tapes anymore. I had a taped a couple of girls and messed around and lost the camcorder and the tapes on a trip. I’m waiting to get famous and all of a sudden someone releases “exclusive NMH raunchy footage”.

  • “WOW Kimosabe”

    that made me lol

    I just want someone to teach me how to do a strip tease to neyo’s song “mirror” so I can perform it for my man, then when it goes off im gonna bust out dancing to danity kane’s “bad girl” then some girls gonna appear outta nowhere dancing behind me with flashing red lights, then my pregnant best friend is going to come out and start crunkin in house shoes, thong n pasties.

  • Hey Comeback! That would be fun! We need to all plan a weekend trip to meet up cause Chicago is forever away!!

    @ Jac- I have a thing about call people daddy outside of my own daddy….

  • I need more info about the burglar scenario.

    Any Christmas ideas…I’m thinking he can be Santa and I can be…en elf?

  • Hol-I don’t. One is one thing and the other is something totally different.

  • See NoMOre, that is exactly why I won’t do a videotape! LOL

    @Mik: “mirror” is sessay as hell chica. ;)

    @Holly: We could all meet up and do something fun like a striptease class. ;)

  • You are totally right…. I think I just feel stupid saying it LOL

    But the Christmas idea- I have a sext santa outfit…. I think it’s called Santa Baby….

  • @ Jac and Why Why…good Merning.

    i dunno if i like the word “rape”..how about a friendly intrusion…LOL

    @ Nik..i dunno if i could go for video either..its too risky. Im running for PTA president in 15 years and then a se@x tape pops up. notgonnabeabletodoit

    @ Holly “Hey Comeback! That would be fun! We need to all plan a weekend trip to meet up cause Chicago is forever away!!”

    are most people coming to the inaung??

    i need to finish that secret santa thing.

  • Yeah! Nicki and Comeback ya’ll need to plan that!

  • “I dont think I liked the ones Sheree used…..they looked scary”
    @ Holly….. Girl, she was the bomb instructor though like for real….She kept it simple and what not but it was fun… Unlike a pole party that I went to who was taught by some others… The others were actual previous strippers and was tryin to teach us some advanced stuff…..

  • “I have a thing about call people daddy outside of my own daddy”

    @ Holly… I’m with you here.. My ex used to call me like “you miss daddy” and that will just ruin it for me…. He didn’t understand why I couldn’t get into that… I was like naw I don’t miss my daddy I’m sitting right here by him.. He would be like that’s your father I’m daddy… I’m like sorry but you will never be daddy…

  • 80s-Haha. Current definitely calls me Daddy’s little girl…he differentiates by calling his daughter Daddy’s little princess. HA! I do, however, know a club owner who only allows you to call him Daddy, more on him later though.

  • ” Nik..i dunno if i could go for video either..its too risky. Im running for PTA president in 15 years and then a se@x tape pops up. notgonnabeabletodoit”‘

    And with my striving to be the mirror of Michelle Obama and all. ;)

    I agree Holister.

  • @Comeback- I will be there. We need to create a poll.

    Who else is going to DC???

    @80s- The Prevo’s didnt know how to dumb it down! LOL @ the ex! Thats my sentiments exactly!!

  • I’ve kidded and said daddy to Humble on here a couple of times, but I can’t say it to a man in real life. Especially since that is what I call my real life daddy.

  • Oh wait…there was a tape of me giving…

    IT’s gone now though

  • Whyso-I need you to RSVP to Secret Santa and put up what you want.

    I know Holly, I so agree-not sure I’m making to inaug since I’m getting a new job so a weekend sooner!!!! PUHLEEEZE!

  • Jac: “Oh wait…there was a tape of me giving…”

    I thought you looked familiar

  • In mid January, I’m going to visit my friend in Alabama since I won’t be able to attend her husbands funeral this week… but other than that, I have no obligations (except school of course, but that’s during the week).

    Does anyone else have any times they are not good? Men, you all are free to join too.

  • I am free except January 16th is when I go to DC, Last week in February I will be in Vegas

  • can i take a train from detroit to dc??

  • With regard to that pole party that was mentioned above….

    Can I just sit in the corner with a cold beverage and a smile?

  • Mik i thought you said most flights are under 200 bucks..dave would approve that message dam#n a train aint even efficient (unless we’re still talking orient express type fantasies and i think we’re done today LOL). time is money doll.

  • ****RANDOM****

    I just downloaded BRITNEY & bought my pre-sale ticket for her concert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Holly, I’m glad Britney’s back on her A game.

  • Nicki me too!!! I am glad she has pulled it together!

  • Dave said I can’t go unless its really really cheap

  • Dave is annoying the hel! out of me..what about your time..why spend 150 bucks to ride a train for 28 hours when you could fly for under 200 and be here in a matter of a couple of hours.

    Dave need to run them numbers.

  • lmao, I just looked at the train cost I thought it was cheaper my bad yo!

    i need a travel agent, i dont get out much

  • Holly Dave is my financial advisor lol

  • Comeback leave Dave alone!!! He said he isn’t approving any trips until Jan 2010 you know he is a republican lol

  • I wonder if Dave has any sex#ual perversions that he is repressing and taking out on non sensical things that have him always on the side of expense when it comems to ::: time&effiencency vs. expenditure

  • Ok I don’t have any obligations that I know of. How about something in March?

    Nic-Which part of Alabamal?

  • Comeback its $325 round trip i believe

  • let me ponder that for a bit

  • “slimjackson
    Tuesday, December 2, 2008 at 9:45 am · Edit
    With regard to that pole party that was mentioned above….

    Can I just sit in the corner with a cold beverage and a smile?

    slim jackson’s comment just got unspanned he would like to be invited to the pole party..what say the tree house.

  • Jac, she lives in Hunstville.

    Is it Blaspheme if I say I can’t get into B. Scott???

    Hop on Slim. ;)

  • He is welcome to come long as he has some Benjies, Abe’s, and Hamilton’s in his hand ready to give out… (just kidding)!

  • Ok…Mik you’ve been invited.

    Nic-uggh..Looove B..scootttt Damn H-ville too far.

    Slim-I guess he can come…I’ma sit right next to him in the corner like Lisa. Slim if you can see this how can I invite you to Secret Santa?

  • B is too tooo “the most” for me. I like my gay husbands a lil more manly, like Dwight from RHOA.

  • Slim—– Come on…. We need them tips…..LOL

    Unh unh Jac.. you gonna be participating too… LOL

  • Nic-Not always tryna show the wang?

    80s-Alrite okay

  • Jac: LMAO. No, a little more manly gay… B.Scott is too fem for my taste.. he is extra.

  • Nic-b. Scott is prettier than all of us combined.

    It kinda pisses me off a little.

  • He is pretty but too much, too much. LOL.

  • “Nic-b. Scott is prettier than all of us combined”

    in my bestest bscott voice
    “oh no mayam…no mayam”

  • Comeback-My favorite B. Scott ever is him talking about the trollop next door with the banshee for a child.

    *died*

  • ““Nic-b. Scott is prettier than all of us combined””

    LOL. And none of our men are going after him anyways… did he have surgery to look like that? Still have tools in the toolbox?

  • B scott is funny, my fav is when he was dancing to some song and fell on the floor got back up and posed.

  • Girl I think he does…It’s the skin and the fab hair.

    Did you see Neffe’s stylist on ybf yesterday? gorgeous, but manly. ALSO Beyonce’s song Roc?

  • I saw Neffe’s stylist…. he was gorgeous but that posing pic of him freaked me out. LOL.

    I didn’t get to hear that B song… time to go search. LOL

  • B. Scott’s hair is simply gorgeous!

  • Nic-How do you feel about her covering “At Last”?

    It kinda hurt my feelings.

  • I don’t think she did that song any justice Jac… leave it with Etta… that’s really one that I can’t think of a singer who can duplicate it… Etta just has that gritty unique voice.

  • I like that song…it wasn’t so off that you didnt know Etta had done the song orginally.

    its nice.

  • i think B is gonna turn a lot of people onto that genre…im over here youtubin Etta’s stuff…and i’m hearing her differently..i dunno..maybe its a good thing.

    i was never really into blues (is etta blues lol???)

  • Comeback I think she is Jazzy Blues…

  • I think Beyonce’s voice was more beautiful and serene while Etta’s has more grit and anguish.. like how Jazz and blues is to me. When B sang it, it sounded like a ballad. When Etta sang it, it sounded a little sad.

  • I can’t wait to see that movie though. Etta is interesting.

  • Nicki that’s cause she was sad and doped up!

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @nicki
    “I want him to lift my skirt up and just take it right there… while my hands are still in the sink.”

    I have done this so many times. This isn’t role playing for me. Cooking or washing dishes its been done.

    @Comeback
    “share with the class what was she tryna do?”

    Like we just met and didnt know each other. Basically a fake one night stand.

    @Teacia
    “Do you know what it’s like to have a vision in your head for almost a d@mn year, lol.”

    I don’t know about a year. But since Thanksgiving I have been daydreaming and dreaming about women with D’s and DD’s. I don’t know where this came from. I’m not even a breast man.

  • Killa Bee what’s up with men and D’s?? I told one of my friend boys that I had increased to a D and needed to reduce these puppies and he was like- NO!!!! Do you know that you are possessing something special now??

  • @Holly:I’m wondering if there are ANY happy jazzy women from back then????

    Black,”I have done this so many times. This isn’t role playing for me.”

    Oh I miss men.

  • I get it. Jac, Neffe’s stylist looks like the cowardly lion!

  • Nicki I dont think so…. At all!

  • Holister, I couldn’t name one either… so sad.

  • My mama has bigger boobs now (than when she was younger). I’m hoping mine don’t increase. I don’t want ‘em. LOL

  • Hum-I don’t think it was a dream. Did you have turkey breasts for dinner?

    I am horny all the damned time effing with this blog.

    I am going back to work today for the next weeksish and I am done. Woo hoo.

    Going to get this other job though.

    Chea! (works cite whyso)

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Holly
    “Killa Bee what’s up with men and D’s?? ”

    I don’t know. I have thinking about them 24/7 lately. Although D’s and DD’s are nice and I wouldn’t turn them down I prefer a nice backside.

  • “Basically a fake one night stand.”

    this is hot rhat here Hummy..i might have to split the award with you and Tea..but Tea had more imagination wit it.

    but this is something ive never tried. to be out and do this..i think would like drive me mad.

  • What brought these thoughts on? What you eat at Thxgiving?

  • “Although D’s and DD’s are nice and I wouldn’t turn them down I prefer a nice backside.”

    i see somebody’ll be watchin the Victoria Secret fasion show..prime time live..soon

  • A fake one night stand is a good idea!! Go to a club act like you don’t know each other and all…

  • @ comeback…

    I read a book like this…. And it tripped me out because it was like she was doing it to a complete stranger who walked up on her in a club…. But it was actually her husband….. After I realized he was her husband I was like oh ok…..

  • I don’t know. I have thinking about them 24/7 lately.

    @ Killa B…I shouldn’t have unbuttoned my pea coat for you the other day.. My bad… LOL

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Holly
    “What brought these thoughts on? What you eat at Thxgiving?”

    I don’t know where these thoughts are coming from. I had smoked turkey, barbecue, cranberry sauce, sweet potato pie, etc.

    @80’s
    “I shouldn’t have unbuttoned my pea coat for you the other day.. My bad… LOL”

    If you are built like that you need to come to Detroit immediately.

    @Comeback
    “i see somebody’ll be watchin the Victoria Secret fasion show..prime time live..soon”

    Will watching this get this out my head.

  • Was it the turkey? What part you have???

  • If you are built like that you need to come to Detroit immediately.

    @ Black…. I keep forgetting some of yall don’t even know what I look like… Not to toot my own horn but I’m built up quite nicely…. Beep beep… Ha ha

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Holly
    “Was it the turkey? What part you have???”

    I think I had the leg and breast of the turkey.

    @80’s
    “I keep forgetting some of yall don’t even know what I look like… Not to toot my own horn but I’m built up quite nicely…. Beep beep… Ha ha”

    Is that right?

  • “Is that right?”

    @ Killa B… Damn Skippy…. LOL

  • Damn that did it Killa B now you are permanently a leg and breast man…. that is until you have some Rump Roast! LOL!!

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @80’s
    “Damn Skippy…. LOL”

    If thats the case you really need to come to Detroit

    @Holly
    “Damn that did it Killa B now you are permanently a leg and breast man…. that is until you have some Rump Roast! LOL!!”

    You think that’s why i’m lusting breast? Because of what I ate? I wouldn’t mind a nice succulent juicy rump roast.

  • “You think that’s why i’m lusting breast? Because of what I ate? I wouldn’t mind a nice succulent juicy rump roast”

    OMG Hummy…lol

  • Comeback and Mik, how did you fare in that novel writing contest?

  • I need a relaxer. Complete random. Gotta keep it tight with short hair.

  • “Comeback and Mik, how did you fare in that novel writing contest?

    um i didn’t fare at all…lol i’ll talk about it Fri LOL

  • @Comeback:
    oooh, ok. I’ll be patient and wait. :)

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Comeback
    “OMG Hummy…lol

    This celibacy gets rough at times.

  • This celibacy gets rough at times.

    For every day of the week that ends in -day for me.

    J/K

  • Oh poor Hummy…

    has anybody seen the tv one unsung series..they did Phyillis hyman, the Clark Sisters and tonite DONNY HATHAWAY.

    its surprisingly good. i cant believe im watchin tv duringthe week i dvr errythang

  • *comes back from lunch and cues up its so cold in the “C” (celibacy club) how the heck do we spoze to keep peace, doubled D’s on my mind, all the freakin timmmeeee, its so cold in the “C”

  • “This celibacy gets rough at times.”

    i dont think about it like that…the only thing i noticed is that my imagination is OFF THE FREAKIN METER…

    which is why i brought yall the roll play stuff..yall dont ever dream.

  • “has anybody seen the tv one unsung series..”

    My mama was telling me about Phyllis Hyman’s… I still remember when she committed suicide.

    I saw the Debarge on on Thanksgiving.

  • “has anybody seen the tv one unsung series..”

    My mama was telling me about Phyllis Hyman’s… I still remember when she committed suicide.

    I saw the Debarge one on Thanksgiving.

  • “comes back from lunch and cues up its so cold in the “C” (celibacy club) how the heck do we spoze to keep peace, doubled D’s on my mind, all the freakin timmmeeee, its so cold in the “C”

    Mik you aint even a member anymore..so why you sangin songs..

    i aint cold tho i got my imagination and my …well…i have other things..LOL

  • HI DEAR COMEBACK GIRL AND READERS

    THIS IS PART 11 OF MY CHRISTMAS MIX

    TOMOROW (WEDNESDAY) IT WILL BE OFFLINE

    SO BE FAST

    http://members.home.nl/letskicksome/EJAM/christmas11.mp3

    THURSDAY OR FRIDAY THE LAST CHRISTMAS MIX WILL BE ONLINE

    THANX FOR LISTENING

  • Hi E…pulling it now..can you post the lastplay list

    ..oh wait i have this one.

  • E jam saves the afternoon with a mix!! wooo freeakin huuuu!

    comeback im just tryin to help humble out, he needed some music

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Comeback
    “i dont think about it like that…the only thing i noticed is that my imagination is OFF THE FREAKIN METER…”

    I don’t need my imagination throwing random breast in my head every 10 minutes.

    @Anitra – You got jokes huh?

  • @ Killa B… Check ur email….

  • “@Comeback
    “i dont think about it like that…the only thing i noticed is that my imagination is OFF THE FREAKIN METER…”

    I don’t need my imagination throwing random breast in my head every 10 minutes.

    im tryna help yall out…the nuns at my highscool always talked about “sublimation”…rechanneling sex#ual energy into something else..

    seriously…i think sometimes at least for me..its like a muse all its own.

    my quetion is what are yall doing with this celibate time..some of yall are depressing as he!1 with it..maybe it could be used for good.

    get a hobby..put that setual energy into making a pot. Drawing. Refinishing a table. Writing a book. etc.

    its not all bad..if at all.at least to me.

  • “my quetion is what are yall doing with this celibate time..some of yall are depressing as he!1 with it..maybe it could be used for good.”

    LMAO. I’m using my toy but doing nothing more than normal.. sex really didn’t take up much of my time anyway since the last guy lived all the way in Baltimore.

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Comeback
    “my quetion is what are yall doing with this celibate time..some of yall are depressing as he!1 with it..maybe it could be used for good.”

    Maybe i’m making it seem more of an issue than it really is. I just go through bouts when it gets hard.

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @80’s – I didn’t see anything.

  • @killa b… I sent it to your killa email address.

  • Hi all :)
    If you have a pole party, I wanna come too. Stripaerobics and pole dance classes are expensive as hell!
    About the topic: I’ve never been interested in role play. I’m way too goofy for it to ever be sexy.

  • hey nickisunshine :)
    and 80s and anitra and humble and whyso and comeback and jac and holly and all.

  • hmmm 80’s you going up to Detroit???

  • Hey Fly! How is it going!! Fly you got some Benjies? ;-)

  • What it do my good people swinging from the trees…

    …okay first I would like to accept the award, and share it with my dear blog buddy Humble One aka Hummy aka Black aka Humble One as Killa Black aka Killa aka Killa Bee…lol

    I just wanted to point out how many transitions his name has gone through, lol.

    @Humble: yeah i’m feeling the fake one night stand…that could be great, especially if you incorporate the double blind folds….ooooh, yeah i’m gonna get on that as soon as i ummm see, ummm, yeah i haven’t gotten the “who” figured out just yet.

    Then again I do have a trip to DC coming up…lol.

  • @T: I’d love to do those double blind folds too… LOL, don’t get too close to the edge of the bed… better yet, me and “him” might have to stay on the floor for that one.

  • Hey Fly!!

    I was thinking about you earlier, I am not gonna go to see wicked in chicago. Tickets got super expensive and the only ones they had left was the nose bleed seats. After I did some research on the theater and the play itself, I found out that this isn’t a play you can sit way in the back for and still enjoy everything that goes on soooooooooo. We got a hotel outside of the city called the champagne lounge and suites, sounded like some place you go to meet hookers to me!! but it had all the amenities the bf was looking for and it looks cute and quant from the pictures. I think we are still gonna have fun. 12 more days!

  • Hey fly???? Was it you asking about trip a little while ago??? Did you go?

  • anitra,
    I hope you two have fun. I’m mad you’re not going to see wicked, because I was hoping you’d come back and tell me about it, lol. What are you two going to do that weekend?
    My “friend” keeps trying to get me to go to Detroit with him to a Pistons game, but that just doesn’t sound exciting to me.

  • “@Humble: yeah i’m feeling the fake one night stand…that could be great, especially if you incorporate the double blind folds….ooooh, yeah i’m gonna get on that as soon as i ummm see, ummm, yeah i haven’t gotten the “who” figured out just yet. ”

    @ Tee..we should write a se!x manual..but err umm first i might need to be getting lots ..for credibility and all. we could knock Karrine;s manual off her block. She’s doing positions and stuff…we could add the element of the role play…since great se!x isn’t just about fykin..its 90 percent mental.

    @ Hi Fly…

  • Yeah Nicki, I’m thinking the floor or just better usage of a small space…the whole point is to use your senses, including realizing when you get to close to the edge…ah hell, might as well incorporate a sexy lustful fall mid-stroke into the madness as well, lol.

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Teacia
    “…okay first I would like to accept the award, and share it with my dear blog buddy Humble One aka Hummy aka Black aka Humble One as Killa Black aka Killa aka Killa Bee…lol

    I just wanted to point out how many transitions his name has gone through, lol.”

    lol. I’m not as bad as Anitra.

    @80’s – still not there

  • “My “friend” keeps trying to get me to go to Detroit with him to a Pistons game, but that just doesn’t sound exciting to me”

    it depends on who is playing, hey if you come we could double date!! you should come!! I already talked about pistons games with bf and he said he refuses to go to certain games lol. Im guessing they have to be playing someone important.

    Yea im mad about not being able to go but for the money we was spending and the seats they had left it wasn’t worth it. The play is actually coming to detroit to and them tickets START at $180. + but the guy told me that the closer to the holiday it got the more expensive the tickets are. I still want to go when it comes back around.

  • Oh Humble it is so not your fault…you can completely put that one off on the treehouse, lol.

  • In general I role play a lot. We’ve tried all types of scene. He loves it and we have a good time. I definitely recommend the one night stand type of encounter…very hot and steamy. But you have to carry it out with fake names and everything. LOL

    What’s the best role you’ve ever played?

    I think one role we both enjoyed was the work scenario. (after hours of course..lmao no one is trying to get fired) I played his secretary…pencil skirt, hosiery with the back seam, bun, etc you know….Went very well….we christened his office and the boardroom…ahhh the memories…I wonder when if he laughs to himself now when he gives presentations in that room. We are so sneakily freaky.

    What role do you dream of playing? Gosh there so many more I wouldn’t mind trying. One that I’m actually working on now though isn’t all that extreme. He travels a bit so something I’m planning to do for his next trip is to slip 3 little envelopes into his suitcase. One will say open me first…will contain a scented rose petal and note that says “I smell like this right now.” (Cheesy so I know he will laugh) The second envelop will contain a g-string with a note that says “I am wearing this right now.” (He will probably laugh again..lol). The envelope will be completely empty with a note that says….”sorry I’m not in there. But it is imperative to check your email at precisely 11pm-mahogany. For every moment you are late I will deduct 2 minutes from your time.” That will confuse him I sure but he’ll check it promptly (he’s has this thing about being on time LMAO). The email will simply be one line in red letters that says for your entertainment pleasure this evening please follow this link. The link will lead him to my webcam where he will find me wearing the exact same g-string, black satin gloves, sexy corset, a black satin ribbon tied in a bow around my neck, and stilettos. So all of that to say I’m going to role play the internet vixen.

    I think he will crack the hell up at my silliness and yet be VERY intrigued at the same time. HAHAHA

  • Ok so I totally have a crush on my boss…like that tingling feeling you get when you know you shouldn’t. He’s an older white guy, but funny and smart…and those who know me know that those are my kryptonite. No worries though he’s happily married with like 2 kids and thankfully there are no night projects involved with this position, lol.

  • Yes, it would be fun to go on a double date. but in all honesty, whenever I go to detroit, I like to go as a single. I *heart* detroit guys. They make me blush.
    You still haven’t said what kind of things you guys are going to do in Chicago. Or is it just a romantic getaway?

  • Ok Mahagony! You may have set the standard!!

  • Ok Mahagony! You may have set the standard!!

    @ Holly…I agree… LOL

  • “ah hell, might as well incorporate a sexy lustful fall mid-stroke into the madness as well, lol.”

    LMAO… and if we don’t have to make a trip to the ER, keep the party going.

    “I think one role we both enjoyed was the work scenario.”

    Claps hands for Ms. Mohagany… oh yes ma’am.. this is one of my fantasies as well.

  • “I *heart* detroit guys. They make me blush”

    aww fly I heart you for hearting them lol. Well I can for sure take you out lol just say when and me and my girls will be johnny on the spot !! lol

    We don’t have anything in particular planned, more like a romantic, lets get outta town and relax type of deal. We may just hit some clubs, do a little shopping n site seeing.

  • Comeback–Carmen Jones is one of my favorite movies.

    Sidenote: Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. I’ve been busy doing newsletters and boy oh boy do they take up a lot of time. Today I’m free to at least work on some other graphics.

    Ref Today’s Topic: To use old movies as examples, I would want to have the innocence of Irene Cara in Sparkle and the sexiness of Dorothy Dandridge in Carmen Jones…and a fine man to love me and protect me like Whitney Houston had in The Bodyguard or Diana Ross had in Lady Sings the Blues. Oh and yes, a few hot love scenes with the right leading man like those in Jason’s Lyric & How Stella Got Her Groove Back.

  • or like denzel in training day

  • Hey Sheila! Thanksgiving was good… my waist is thanking my eating habits. LOL.

  • “I just went along with it to get some. I wasn’t into it.”

    LOL Humble

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    “Yes, it would be fun to go on a double date. but in all honesty, whenever I go to detroit, I like to go as a single. I *heart* detroit guys. They make me blush.”

    I’m glad somebody hearts us.

  • Denzel in Training Day… Oh yes fly.

    He’s so wrong, but oh so right.

  • Listening to Kanye on Imeem. Now I usually heart him but this album is some nonsense.

  • Lol Nicki. I went out of town. We didn’t do the traditional dinner this year. We had shrimp fetticine and my mom made pecan pies…and I made the garlic bread…but for Christmas, we’ll probably do the turkey/ham thing then.

  • @Sheila…. that sounds good. I’ve tried to get my fam to mix it up a bit but my mama won’t hear nothing of it.

  • Nicki I like the CD! LOL

    @Shelia- hey girl how was your holiday?

  • Holister, the only song I can get into is Paranoid, and I’ve been playing that one over and over.

  • LOL! Girl I actually like the CD… I have been getting a lot of flack for liking it too!

  • “I’m glad somebody hearts us”

    black u need to cut-it-out

  • Nicki I was protesting but since we were on the road–eating light turned out best…didn’t even miss it to be honest.

    Holly, I’m still trying to get caught up from not doing a doggone thing for four days but relax…lol

  • Holister, I’m not gonna give you flack…. I’ve caught it for a lot of bands that I heart. ;)

  • Mahogany made me pee on myself

  • YAY!!!

    @Anitra why you peeing on urself??

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    “Mahogany made me pee on myself”

    *in sarcastic tone* You really know how to turn a man on huh?

  • “You really know how to turn a man on huh?”

    that just made me lol and shoot snot out my nose!!!

    black you stooopid

  • Yall are a mess…

    @ killa B….. I gave up on the email… i don’t know what happened.

  • “Mahogany made me pee on myself”

    Mikki…R Kelly wants to talk to you…lol

  • lmao Shelia I swear the tomfoolery is contagious round here

  • can we name tomfoolery something else? like shaqandafoolery?? or ummm rayshawnfoolery???

  • you can call is kimfoolery .. like Kim from RHOA

  • Jolie thats a good one because it don’ get no stooopider than her lol

    la la la, thats a preview of my singing skills for yall because I have historical blindness, I could lose my memory any minute!!

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @80s – check your mail

  • “I think one role we both enjoyed was the work scenario. (after hours of course..lmao no one is trying to get fired) I played his secretary…pencil skirt, hosiery with the back seam, bun, etc you know….Went very well….we christened his office and the boardroom…ahhh the memories…I wonder when if he laughs to himself now when he gives presentations in that room. We are so sneakily freaky. ”

    @ Mohogany..hey…ok this is hotness. Teacia might have to sit this se!x manual edition out (sorry girl). You wanna go half on a book LOL..

    ” think he will crack the hell up at my silliness and yet be VERY intrigued at the same time. HAHAHA”

    silly-sexy chapter 1..love it.

    @ Shelia..hey..Sparkle I vaguely remember this movie..didn’t it have like two or three pretty sisters in it. ***checks youtube*** it sure did…”giving him something he can feel”…i was 1 when this came out. WOW.

  • Jolster how bout you answer the question LOL

  • @ Killa B- It’s checked….

  • @comeback: did you just chastize me? I think I feel hurt.. lol

    *scans up to actually read the post*

  • ok my role play: Kind of like South Pacific.. I play the damsel and a young verile rocked up solider comes and saves me and we make passionate love on the beach.. so on my next vacay to hopefully somewhere tropical with a man will be to play the damsel on the beach and he just comes and takes me RIGHT THERE! oww oww!

    I also like to dress up as a 50’s-60’s pin-up girl.. red lip stick, full curls.. clutching my pearls in my hands as I look at at man coyly… but I do this in the club just about every weekend.. lol

  • haha i like 40/50’s style pin ups. Leaves a bit to imaginate, as opposed to the maxim/king/smooth girls.

  • where yall at????

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    i’m here

  • @ Killa…

    Oh okay… You know around these parts people be dipping out early… What time you get off today?

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @80s – i’m here till about 6

  • @ Black….. Dang…..I’m out of here in a few……

    @Holly… what time u get off?

  • I leave about 5:20ish sometimes 5:30.

  • Im jealous cause you are off early! I sent an email to my friends by the way to see what the haps were!

  • “*scans up to actually read the post*

    @ Jolster..ZING

    btw..nice role play mama.

    im heres too.

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    If I could wake up early consistently I could leave early.

  • @ holly… Thanks girlie ;)

    @ Killa B….. I feel you.. I am so not a morning person but I just have to literally force myself to get up in the morning so I can be here when I’m supposed to be

  • Killa Bee you are in IT right?

  • @WHY SO: yes sir.. give the mini-mart not the whole grocery store.. hmm i need a better analogy..

    I give them a boutique not a department store..
    i like that better…

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @80’s
    “I feel you.. I am so not a morning person but I just have to literally force myself to get up in the morning so I can be here when I’m supposed to be”

    I feel you. I have 3 alarm clocks with 2 alarms on each of them to wake me up.

    @Holly
    “Killa Bee you are in IT right?”

    I am in engineering. Well I should say engineering-lite. The jobs seems to be moving me more to being a supervisor. Are you in IT?

  • No I am in Financial Services… I deal with Shareholders. I am kinda lightweight talking to this one guy who was in engineering. He use to work for Ford a few years ago.

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    Why did he leave engineering?

  • He said he got bored with it…. then he went and got his MBA and is in Finance/Banking

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Holly – Are you pretty familiar with stock purchasing plans, 401ks, etc.

  • A little… not a total genius on it…. My company deals with the shareholder proxy voting. What’s your question I may be able to help.

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Holly – I want to change my 401k to get it as aggressive as possible. I just wanted to know if that is smart to do now.

  • I wouldn’t do it at this moment. I would definitely wait. Are you currently taking part in your company’s 401K plan?

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    Yes I am. Why would you say wait? I was thinking that now is the time to do it but I wasn’t sure. Thats why I am asking different people.

    I also wanted to know is there a like a “rule of thumb” number or something as far as the amount of shares of stock to buy in a company to actually make a decent profit?

  • I say wait because for one we are officially in a recession and two mutual funds have been hit the hardest. A lot of people are losing their retirement savings and investments due to the economy crisis.

    I am a conservative investor and before all this hit I was having 4% of my salary going towards my 401K, but since you are wanting to be more aggressive maybe do about 7-8%. What is your current contribution amount??

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    Right now i’m at about 5% I want to change it to 10% next year.

  • WHEW!!! OK!!! I say wait to we get outta this funk seriously!

  • I’m no financial expert but Holly and the other financial experts are saying NOT to make any risky investments right now–Isadly a lot of folks have lost some of their retirement money…you’ll do better taking the money and putting it aside somewhere else like a regular savings account but put it in one where you have to keep a high balance so you won’t be tempted to touch it.

  • Yeah, Killer Bee look into getting an ING savings account… I actually started putting the money that would’ve went into my 401K account in there and stopped contributing to my actual 401K

  • Interesting convo…..

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    @Holly – I have an insured money market account ans IRA. I guess I would be better off putting that extra 5% in one of those accounts than this unstable market?

  • Yeah that is soooo much better just because it is insured… Is it insured by FDIC?

  • Humble One aka Killa Black

    Both of the accounts are insured by NCUA.

  • Holly you and Mik should guest blog on where to put the money. I think she’s more debt reduction/elimination and you are more investment savvy.

  • @ comeback.. That’s a great idea… I would love to hear more about investing….

  • awww… i feel kinda lame cuz my role would be as a mom with a 6 month old baby laying on the grass with my dogs and husband in front of our huge house laughing… (sigh)

  • @ 80s Imma contact Holster and Mikster and see what they think about a podcast on blogtalk.

    Hi Ladebelle..welcome..that is a sweet roleplay I love it.

  • Hellooo Ladebelle welcome to the treehouse!

    comeback, a podcast would be fun hook it up!!

  • i will mikster..but i wanna make it like SERIOUS financial talk…do you think we can leave our vagin#a’s out of the stock market, dollar cost averaging and debt elimination?

  • hey comeback that would be a great idea! a nice little switch and diverse conversation in the treehouse

  • @ HOLLYGOLIGHTLY:

    Not really girl just an active imagination. LOL

    @ 80’S BABY

    Don’t co-sign just yet…I’m rather zany LOL

    @ NICKISUNSHINE

    Just make it do what it do, chica :)

    @ANITRA

    Its okay just don’t let it seep through your clothing. LOL


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