To the tune of TMCY:
Dearest Monifa, (I think that’s how you spell your name. Please excuse me if I’m missng an apostrophe, a colon, a hyphen, an accent aigu ´or grave `)
Let me cut to the chase. You’ve been my next door neighbor for nearly three years. You moved in with a “major siddity chip” [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘dating’
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Dearest Monifa, Your Son IS NOT LIL’ WAYNE
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
The Lies Of Men
I suppose we could blame it on the malt liquor.
Billy Dee certainly would have.
Look I’m not so jaded that I believe all men lie in the realm of dating. In fact, this post really is about the lies of some. And yes, “lies” is such a harsh word. I could have written this post about [...]
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Choosey Lover: Part Duex
A few months ago I wrote about being super choosey in regards to dating and relationships. The treehouse will be pleased to know that I am really examining the list of reasons that I have “nexted” men. Reasons I could only assume keep me safe and in complete and total control of my own romantic [...]
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
The Art of Dating & Dumbing It Down
My brain hurts as I type this post. Not because I’m stupid, but because I realize after being engaged in comments yesterday regarding feminism, the growing “colonization” of Africa by China, and a host of other highly intellectual discourse, that my dating life boarders on catatonic ”dumbness”. I know that sometimes people unconsciously engage in behavior that they believe serves them [...]
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
How Come You Don’t Call Me Anymore, Prince?
“How Come You Don’t Call Me?” is obviously a pertinent question. The Boolean “call me” search on You Tube alone yields more than 130,000 song title variations. It’s one more: “He’s Just Not That Into You” proposition set to a verse. Then comes along the book “Why He Didn’t Call You Back” that got me [...]
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
I Got 99 Questions, And Your Father Is One!
If Jay-Z had 99 problems,I have 99 questions. But similiar to the instrumental version and contrary to popular belief, The Comeback Girl does know how to censor the really heavy ones.
Some questions on the first, second, third, fourth, or even the tenth date are still inappropriate, no matter how you slice and dice it.
How important are the [...]
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Go Ahead And Just Take The “F”
We give “F”’s all the time in dating situations. I wanted to talk about the categorical, unequivical failures. Or what should be to all Comeback Girl’s. I’m not talking about the slow to starts, but rather the failures to launch.
The Unequivical Failures Of Men
1. Unsolicited Pen!is Pictures: After much deliberating about Sunny’s recent receipt of an unsolicited pen!is [...]
Thursday, February 19, 2009
The Secrets Of Women
BLOG TV TONITE: 8 pm. Be there. I had a surprise for the treehouse, hopefully it still happens tonite, regardless. Lets meet on blog tv.
A couple of months ago, I wrote a post on “The Secrets Of Men”. I think I pretty much nailed it from my quiet observation of the male species. So, I am [...]
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Love Reinvention: The Bullshi!t Reveal
Hi, Its your favorite Comeback Girl here. So, I’m really getting conversational and personal. Why? because I’m on the brink of a major epiphany. Now before the treehouse rushes to call St. Elizabeth’s (one of the oldest and largest psychiatric hospitals in the country located in DC, I’d like to entreat you not to.
a) because [...]
Sunday, January 25, 2009
The Comeback Girl Confessional: My Worst Date Ever
Sometimes a very good date can remind you of a very bad one. A very bad date can remind you of …
how much other people suck
how much you suck
..how important meeting someone with whom you vibe well with actually is. And even how much dating can be a real time waster when you aren’t “playing” yourself. Everyone knows [...]
